I still have no life.?

I play runescape all most all day. I eat at least a total of 15 twinkies wvery hour. My addiction to marijuana is horrible. I have a son 19 months old that I cna't make stop crying. I havent fed him in a while, but I try to calm him by locking him in my closet for a few days. I have 23 rats that live in my couch, so I find it hard to sleep. considering I spend 23 1/2 hours on my couch every day. I had a job at mcdonalds until they fired me for being a little to obese. I really think my life sucks. I have no friends and my parents died a couple years ago out at sea. I havent showered in a while. and I've been wearing the same clothes for a week. I really need help with my life. I want to live like paris hilton or brittany spears. BUT I need your advice.