Whoz in the right here?

I was doing my laundry and my old woman was like naw naw you ain't doing no laundry I was like woman my socks are dirty and she like you are such a jerk you need I life and I was like like I know I'm a lozer I married you and she like you need to quit that dairy queen job that ain't supporting a woman and four kidz you bum I was like shut up old bag and she like threw the laundry basket full of cloze and hit me and I got a bloody nose so I ran and she like naw naw I see you running I'm taking the car and the kids and leaving you stupid washing machine hogger and that was like a month ago...... Ain't seen her